Vợ và Chồng – Wife And Husband –

Monday, May 23, 2022

Wife and Husband

1.

Wife: How have you managed to get home so early today???

Husband: My boss lost temper with me and shouted…..

“Go to the Hell”. So I came home.

2.

Wife: I wish I were a newspaper so you can hold me every morning!!!

Husband: I wish you’re a newspaper TOO, my dear, so I can have a

NEW ONE every morning!!!

A White Couple had a black Baby.

The Husband doesn’t believe that it’s his Baby.

Husband: Why the Baby black???

Wife: You were hot, I was hot, the baby burnt!!!

4.

Wife: Honey, what are you looking for???

Husband: Nothing.

Wife: Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour???

Husband: I was looking for the expired date!!!

From: Giang Duc Nguyen